15 Pick-Up Lines that are so Witty, They Appeal to Dorks

Being a dork means you always find yourself in socially awkward situations. Good thing there are dating apps and websites like Tinder that somehow make life easier for us to find a date who will embrace who we are—dorkiness and all.

So, if you’re single, available, and dorky, you’ve got to have an opening line that will capture attention while showing a bit of your personality.

Here’s a collection of witty pick-up lines that you might want to use to impress and score hot (or dorky) chicks:

  1. Are you Wi-Fi? Because there seems to be a connection between us.
  2. My friends call me Jeff, but you can call me tonight.
  3. I may not be a photographer, but I can picture us together in the future.
  4. Are you an electron? If you’ll allow me to be your photon, then I can take you to an excited state.
  5. Are you hydrogen? Because you’re my number one element.
  6. I may sound cheesy, but I really think you look grate!
  7. Are you Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  8. Do you play chess? I believe you’ve just met your match.
  9. What is your sine? It must be Pi over 2 because you’re the one.
  10. Are you the speed of light? Time stops when I look at you.
  11. You must be a keyboard in your past life. Why? Because you’re my type.
  12. You must be a camera. You make me smile when I look at you.
  13. Is that an earthquake? Or is it just my heart beating for you?
  14. I’m attracted to you, and according to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, you’re attracted to me as well.
  15. Are you the one ring to rule them all? Because you’re my precious!

May one or two of these dorky pick-up lines help you snag the date you’ve always dreamed of!

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