Being a dork means you always find yourself in socially awkward situations. Good thing there are dating apps and websites like Tinder that somehow make life easier for us to find a date who will embrace who we are—dorkiness and all.
So, if you’re single, available, and dorky, you’ve got to have an opening line that will capture attention while showing a bit of your personality.
Here’s a collection of witty pick-up lines that you might want to use to impress and score hot (or dorky) chicks:
- Are you Wi-Fi? Because there seems to be a connection between us.
- My friends call me Jeff, but you can call me tonight.
- I may not be a photographer, but I can picture us together in the future.
- Are you an electron? If you’ll allow me to be your photon, then I can take you to an excited state.
- Are you hydrogen? Because you’re my number one element.
- I may sound cheesy, but I really think you look grate!
- Are you Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you play chess? I believe you’ve just met your match.
- What is your sine? It must be Pi over 2 because you’re the one.
- Are you the speed of light? Time stops when I look at you.
- You must be a keyboard in your past life. Why? Because you’re my type.
- You must be a camera. You make me smile when I look at you.
- Is that an earthquake? Or is it just my heart beating for you?
- I’m attracted to you, and according to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, you’re attracted to me as well.
- Are you the one ring to rule them all? Because you’re my precious!
May one or two of these dorky pick-up lines help you snag the date you’ve always dreamed of!